Parrot Action Latest SantaBanta Jokes

Santa went to an auction and bid for a parrot. Santa bid 1000 rupees, but someone else bid 2000.

Santa bid 2500 rupees, but someone else bid 3000 Rupees.

Santa bid 3500 rupees, but someone else bid 4000 Rupees.

Santa was determined to buy the bird and put in a final bid of 4500 Rupees. This time there were no other bids and the parrot was sold to Santa.

"That's a lot of money I've paid for this bird," said Santa to the auctioneer. "I hope he can talk."

"Of course he can," replied the auctioneer. "Who do you think was bidding against you?"

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World Record Skydiving Stunt Latest SantaBanta Jokes

Santa and Banta, two sky divers having tired of all the ordinary stunts, decided to set a world record by free falling to within 100 feet of the ground before opening their chutes.

Having jumped from 8000 feet, the two came plummeting toward the earth.

When this altimeter read 100, Banta shouted to Santa, "Now?"

"No, not now!"

"Now?" Banta screamed at 50 feet.

"Not yet!"

"Come on," Banta shrieked, "it's only ten feet!"

"For God's sake, Banta," Santa yelled, "haven't you ever fallen from ten feet before?"

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Money Well Spent Latest SantaBanta Jokes

Santa walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Was I in here last night?"

"You certainly were," replies the bartender.

"And did I spend a lot of money?" Santa asked.

"You spent over Rs. 10000," replies the bartender.

"Thank god for that," says Santa, "I thought I'd wasted it."

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